TIPS THAT WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!

CFC makes no apologies for its blatant disregard of the safety of its particpants......you're the one that was so eager to put hot chicks on your shoulders.

1) Do I have to wear a Face Condom in the Reverse League?

* In the early days of Chicken Fighting little was done to protect the participants but in the last few years we have adopted a strict policy in reverse leagues. So yes, you will be required to wear protective gear.
* Come on, if you are spending your free time Chicken Fighting, then you really aren't ready to be a father.

2) How to really Win at Chicken Fighting:

* Use HGH..Seriously, the stuff works. You see any crappy baseball players testifying?

3) How to Cheat at Chicken Fights:

* Use these carefully and overuse will result in banishment from all sanctioned Chicken Fights as well as the termination of all chicken fight records and awards. Spit in Eyes. The more "Loogyish", the better.
* Hard Work. Sign up for our training classes so we can eat next month.
* Focus Your Energy. On the boobs of the other team. Very important. Do not lose sight of them or you are done.

4) Should I Chicken Fight in the rain?

* That's a tough call. It all has to do with lightning and lightning bolts and wind vectors and also the ratio of clouds to sun. Only a few years ago, a careless league director in Phoenix cancelled a tournament for light rain and many hours of chicken fighting failed to take place. Many of us still haven't recovered.
* We would say that we always play safe but then we wouldn't be part of the phenomenon that is "Chicken Fight Club
* Our San Diego League Commissioner puts it this way: In the case of a 'rain event' it is the policy of Chcken Fight Club to outfit each team with long metal poles that will be strapped to the back of the participant up top.

5) Should I ever put a guy on my shoulders?

* Apparently guy on guy chicken fighting dates back to ancient Greece but we cannot confirm or deny that statement.
* How comfortable are you with your Heteroness? You are going to be very close to another guy. Very Close.

6) How do I convince a Girl to Compete in the Reverse League?

* She should be honored at the chance to be that close to your "Junk"
* Be advised that our studies show that pregnancies increased during reverse league. We don't know how but our research group assures us this is happening, which is why we recommend a face condom.